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Pippa shunned from Coronation… but Arse receives Royal invite!

ROYAL watchers were left staggered yesterday following the news that the Princess of Wales’ sister PIPPA MIDDLETON has NOT received an invitation to King Charles III’s Coronation… but her arse has! Middleton, 39, and her arse, also 39, were both key figures at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton back in 2011. However, with space inside Westminster Abbey at a premium for the May 6th crowning, Buckingham Palace has had to make some tough choices about which guests will ultimately make the cut. A Palace source said: “This was by no means an easy decision. The Royal Family places the utmost value on Ms Middleton’s contribution to regal duties over the years. But when push comes to shove, her arse just has a marginally higher media profile than she…

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