BRITISH governments. Ensure big energy companies don’t rip off the general public by getting a junior minister to tell the press that ‘the big energy companies must do more to help their customers’ every now and again.
George C. Hill, Narberth
TURN your humble two-up, two-down semi into a luxurious 10-bedroom mansion by simply adding more interior walls.
Johnny Rubber, Wigan
FOOL your neighbours into thinking you are training to be an opera singer by standing on your patio in a tuxedo belting out Nessun Dorma whilst your wife hides in a tree and shoots strategically placed wine glasses with an air rifle.
Kevin Caswell-Jones, Gresford
CONDUCTORS. Make live performances of Vivaldi’s The Four Seasons more familiar by stopping your orchestra every three minutes and saying, “Your call is important…
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2023