TAKE advantage of any major storm that hits by throwing all your unwanted rubbish in your neighbours’ gardens.
Geordie Pete, Reading
SAVE money on a Hall of Mirrors by being 4’ 3”, 35 stone, and having a very pointed head.
Michael Thompson, North Wales
FEEL truly ‘Presidential’ when arriving home by pointing at random family members and pets as you walk through the house. An extra level of realism can be achieved if you act like you’ve never seen a balloon before.
Kevin Caswell-Jones, Gresford
PREVENT hair loss by adding a few drops of Super Glue to you usual hair conditioner. Remember to wear goggles when rinsing to prevent your eyes getting glued shut.
Ian, Bletchley
HALF a tube of Polos wrapped in clingfilm, pierced at both ends and inserted into…
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2022