INSTEAD of having your wife’s name on a tattoo, just have one that says ‘The Mrs’ Instead. This will avoid any awkwardness in the event that you divorce and marry someone else.
Jack Spratt, Stourbridge
SAVE money when eating out at restaurants by having a big meal at home beforehand. You can then happily order a glass of water and a sprig of parsley as a main course.
Scarly, Sale
IF YOU have a twin, convince someone that they are pissed by both of you standing in front of them whilst swaying from side to side.
Kev McLean, Peterlee
UNDERSTAND what it’s like to own a cat by getting your wife to aggressively gouge your hand with a compass, whilst one of the kids deflates a tyre.
Kevin Caswell-Jones, Gresford
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2022