CURE BLIMEY!

“I’ve healed more sick than you’ve had hot dinners,” says miracle worker Mick

AN UNEMPLOYED Garforth man has boldly declared his intention to bring an end to the Covid-19 pandemic once and for all. But 61-year-old MICK TREADMILL isn’t a scientist or a doctor… he’s a bona fide MIRACLE WORKER, a gifted individual blessed with the ability to cure the sick using only the power of his mind! “It’s true,” chuckles the 24-stone bachelor. “I didn’t ask for this gift, I was just born with it. Like Spiderman’s uncle said, with great power comes great responsibility. And if I don’t use my extraordinary powers for the greater good, then what sort of energy-harnessing demigod am I?” The terminally jobless father-of-eight – self-dubbed ‘Miracle Mick’ – is a practitioner of ‘Cosmic Ordering’: the science of channelling positive thoughts to cure physical ailments. Until now,…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2022

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