Hole-in-ones… or Holes-in-one?

THE whole of the golfing world agrees that when you sink the ball with a single stroke, you have made a hole-in-one. But there is less agreement when someone does it for a second time – have you made 2 hole-in-ones, or 2 holes-in-one? Here, two renta-quote arseholes champion their preferred terminology to indicate the single-strokeshot plural.

Liz Truss Shortest term PM IF YOU put the ball into the hole twice, that is two holes, so the correct version is ‘holes-in-one.’ Anyone who tries to push this ‘hole-in-ones’ nonsense clearly has some kind of hidden woke agenda. And if it turns out that I am wrong, and that ‘hole-in-ones’ is the correct form, then this is just even more evidence that I am right, and that the deep state cabal of elites is working to undermine me at every turn. Katie Hopkins Arsehole THE CORRECT terminology is clearly ‘hole-in-ones’, as it is the entire process that is plural. And the only people who say holes-in-one are probably called Shanaya, or Chantell and are single mums covered in tattoos on a council estate. And I’ll probably be cancelled…

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