WOMBATS

AFTER Belgium-based scientist Dr Ulf Baumgarten asked readers to let him know how big they thought a wombat was in the last issue, your letters about these mysteriously-sized marsupials came flooding in. Here are some of the best we received… I HAVE never seen a fucking wombat, but if it is anything like a cricket bat, it’s probably about 3 feet long. I hope this helps Dr. Baumgarten. George Crabb, Isle of Wight. REGARDING Dr Baumgarten’s research into the British people’s preconceptions about the size of wombats, I know that a wombat can crush a dingo’s skull with its arse. I assume this wouldn’t be noteworthy if a wombat was much, much bigger than a dingo. So logically, a wombat’s arse must be around 120% the breadth of a dingo’s…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, June/July 2024

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