DIRTY BOMBED!

Despot demands refund from Rogue Trader

ANOTORIOUS and evil Bond villain has reacted with fury over a dirty bomb he ordered over the internet which, when it eventually arrived, was found to be completely unfit for purpose. Drax Industries CEO Hugo Drax slammed the company that supplied his malfunctioning radiological dispersal device, which arrived weeks later than promised and looked nothing like the one in the picture on the company’s website. “I ordered one of their premium dirty bombs as it looked good quality,” said Drax from his French chateau in California. “It wasn’t the cheapest on the market, but I decided to shell out because I’ve always found you get what you pay for when holding the world to ransom.” “I was told that the terror device I was after was in stock and that…

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