Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk AFCA/afca acronym. Name given to a person who appears quite attractive when viewed side-on, but is a bit of a minger viewed from the front. Or vice versa. Alright From Certain Angles. alarm fart n. A noxious flies’ dinner gong sufficiently heavy in fine particulate matter to set off the house’s carbon monoxide detector. amazing doctor, the n. The clematis or wail switch. From the 1938 Edward G. Robinson and Humphrey Bogart film, The Amazing Dr Clitterhouse. assgu 1. n. An object or collection of objects with low value; oddments of variable utility, miscellaneous clutter, often phone cables. From assorted + gubbins. ‘Darling Fanny, wouldn’t you have more room to cook my tea if all this assgu on the worksurface was just thrown away?’ ‘Fuck off and cook your own tea, Johnny.’ 2.…

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