DISH & LID LAUGHS!

Keep sending us your lid and dish funnies there’s £10,000 for every one we publish!

Q: When does a lid sound like an open door? A: When it’s attached to a jar (a jar is often found screwed to the bottom of a lid and sounds like ajar - the word for an open door.) J Brand, Kent Q: Why did the cookery school teacher stop teaching the bowl-mad students? A: Because she thought that they were dish-interested (‘dish interested’, or being interested in dishes, sounds reasonably similar to the word disinterested, meaning ‘not interested’.) J Carr, London Q: Who was it singing The Snowman Song in the kitchen cupboard? A: A-lid Jones (like Aled Jones - the singer of The Snowman Song.) F Boyle, Glasgow Q: When is a dish part of an artist’s salad? A: When it’s a RA-dish (RA is short for…

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