KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS ABOUT… LIDS AND DISHES!

Casey O’Bejoyfuls

MY SON and daughter-in-law came over with their son for a visit last Sunday. Whilst they were round, I was telling them that I had bought a new soap dish for the bathroom. “Eurgh!” cried my 7-year-old grandson. “Surely you don’t eat soap, do you grandma?” Everyone fell about laughing. But not me. Since he was 5, I’ve been giving them 15 grand a fucking year to send him to private school, and that’s the kind of arsehole stupidity it has bought.…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, June/July 2023

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