Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk anyway the wind blows 1. phr. The final lyric in Queen’s ubiquitous hit song Bohemian Rhapsody. 2. exclam. Something to say over the whooshing of a nice, gentle apple tart. asking Edward Scissorhands for a wank, like sim. Describing an arguably sub-optimal choice of person to do a particular job. ‘You voted for Liz Truss to run the country? That’s like asking Edward Scissorhands for a wank.’ asstro-turf n. The matted foliage visible in a carpet fitter’s smile. aswad 1. n. prop. 80s reggae group, featuring Brinsley Forde out of off of The Double Deckers. 2. n. A folded ream of lavatory tissue stuffed down the kegs in case of faecal accidents. Also manpon. beer me out exclam. Plea issued whilst presenting an unconventional view in the pub, in the hope of being allowed…

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