VLADIMIR vs RA-RA-RAS

WHO’S THE GREATEST PUTIN?

THE MODERN history of Russia is book-ended by a pair of Putins who are world-renowned as ‘mad, bad and dangerous to know’. Since 1999, ex-KGB goon VLADIMIR PUTIN has ruled this vast superpower with a rod of iron as its first post-Soviet non-alcoholic leader; whilst back in the early days of the 20th century, the iron rod (i.e., erect penis) of his near-namesake RA‑RA‑RAS PUTIN was one of the key stirrers of a pot of unrest which eventually boiled over to scald Tsar Nicholas II in the form of the Russian revolution. So, ‘put in’ plain terms, there is no disputin’ that in the Putin stakes it’s President Vlad and ‘Mad Monk’ Ra-Ra-Ras who head the field. But in this tumultuous Putin head-to-head, which head wears the crown? As everyone excitedly…

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