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Indoor League career change for Minister

MPS ARE USED are used to colleagues announcing their retirement in order to spend more time with their family or go to prison. But members from both sides of the House were left stunned this week after the member for Somerset North – Jacob Rees-Mogg – announced he is leaving the world of politics in order to pursue a career in PROFESSIONAL DARTS. And what’s more, the Minister for Brexit Opportunities made the decision after receiving divine instruction from GOD! Despite having absolutely no experience in the working class pub game, a bullish Rees-Mogg, 52, announced his decision outside his West Harptree home. “I had just returned home from the Commons instead of selecting the Parliament channel, Nanny inadvertently tuned into Sky Sports, who were showing the World Darts Championship…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, June/July 2022

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