Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

Springtime Update from Britain’s Favourite Lexiconof Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk Andre Rieu’s encore 1. n. In the world of the performing arts, after you’ve just sat through an enormous pile of shite and you think it’s all finished, the dispiriting realisation there is still a bit more shite to go before you can get up and leave. A reference to the pensioners’ favourite twobob Michael Bolton-lookalike fiddle maestro. 2. euph. The same sort of thing, but you’re sat on the bog. See also curtain call, second sitting, epilog, double jeopardy and Mexican wave. and this is Daddy Pig! exclam. Proclamation made prior to the dropping of a particularly violent hat, reminiscent of the thunderous “oink” produced by Peppa’s paterfamilias in the introductory section of the long-running porcine cartoon. Armitage blanks n. A fruitless shootout at the shark’s mouth. See also stage fright, stall…

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