ELON-INJURY-CLAIMS-4-U

Have YOU been injured while violently cringing at something Elon Musk has said or done? Then YOU could be entitled to compensation! Call now…

DURING the recent US election, billionaire Elon DMusk was constantly in the news saying or doing all manner of incredibly embarrassing things. Through no fault of their own, THOUSANDS of people across the UK will have witnessed one of these mortifying actions, and subsequently cringed so hard that they did themselves an injury. If you were one of these people – DO NOT suffer in silence! Contact ELON-INJURY-CLAIMS-4-U today, and see how much YOU could claim! “I saw that clip of Musk doing those fucking jumping jacks next to Donald Trump and I cringed so hard that my retinas detached. ELON-INJURY-CLAIMS-4-U got me £700.” Mrs B, Essex “I heard Elon Musk describing himself as ‘Dark MAGA’ on the radio last month and I winced so violently that I tore several nerves in…

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