Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanit

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk aarschgnoddle n. From Pennsylvania German. Literally “the globules of dung found on hair in the vicinity of the anus”. As mentioned in Bill Bryson’s book Made in America: An Informal History of American English (p145). Also known as winnits, freckle maggots, mudlice, snedds, clinkers, dangleberries etc. all guns blazing, go out with euph. To papper one’s kegs, piss one’s grundies, and shout soup all at the same time, after consuming a couple of gallons of brown beer. Going out in a blaze of glory. ‘Say what you like about the Queen Mother, she certainly went out with all guns blazing.’ another cup left in the pot euph. Used to describe the aftermath of a prematurely terminated Chinese singing lesson. See also forget-me-nots, dicksplash, a wet penny in the pocket etc. areola borealis n.…

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