…why not get a COG

Want a pet but can’t decide between a cat or a dog?

All the cringing loyalty of a dog with the convenience and fuck-you attitude of a cat! Imagine a cat that shows vague recognition when you call its name? Or a dog that attempts to bury its own shit? You’ve just imagined a COG – all the best bits of a dog and cat rolled into one! With over two years’ experience in splicing cat and dog DNA, it’s no wonder that we’re the UK’s foremost cog manufacturer. Our loveable cogs are impossible to train but can be legally left at home alone for up to three days!* “I purchased a tabby greyhound cross from Barker’s Cogs last year and it takes itself for runs every morning without waking me up barking. Thanks!” Mrs G, Herts “Although my bulldog/sphynx hybrid has got…

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