HORNITHOLOGIST!

“I’m a hit with the ladies”, says self-styled Bird Man of Ashington

ANYONE living in south Northumberland who found a fledgling bird that had fallen out of its nest would most likely take it to REG PUSTULES. Over the years, kind-hearted Reg has hand-reared literally thousands of distressed and injured fledglings, earning himself a reputation as “The Bird Man of Ashington”. And it’s a well-earned moniker because, according to the unemployed factory worker, he is also a hit with the ladies! 20-stone Reg says that whenever a woman brings him a young bird in distress, they get treated to his silver-tongued patter. “The birds love it when I give them the old Pustule treatment,” he says lasciviously. “And I’m not just talking about the feathered ones!” “I remember one woman coming round with a baby pigeon she’d found under a tree,” he says,…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2025

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