YOU might think that every one of us loves to see our garden full of birds as they flutter around, singing, pulling worms out the lawn, building their nests and laying eggs. But you’d be wrong, because not everyone likes these feathery creatures. Some people think they are a menace, flapping about and making horrible, high pitched tweets, not to mention eating blackberries and then shitting them out onto their cars where they corrode the paintwork. And in the interests of journalistic balance, it’s important that we address the concerns of those individuals too. If you are a member of the anti-birds lobby, how do you go about keeping birds out of your garden?
It’s ironic that the best person to advise on how to keep birds at bay is…
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2025