Modern Bible Stories

NEW Testament to NOW Testament

Russell Brand

GREETINGS my fellow travellers in life. Fop-haired, oversexed polymaff Russell Brand here. Now when I got born again and was baptised in the Thames by Bear Grylls, a lot of people wondered why a successful, free thinking guy like me had gone and done such a thing. “What’s going on with you, Russell?” they said. “You’re young and hip, and The Bible is all old with all the stories set in olden days. They haven’t got no relevance for the kids of today.” But they are wrong. The stories in the Bible are as bang on-trend today as they were when they were first wrote down hundreds of thousands of years ago. And to show you, here is my interpretisation of three of my favourite parables from the Good Bookie-Wook,…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2025

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