SHOW ME A MOTION!

Unlimited clean energy is within our grasp, says Ken

A CROYDON-BASED physicist is set to save the planet by inventing a perpetual motion machine to provide the world with unlimited green energy and halt global warming at a stroke. And this astonishing news is even more remarkable because he is entirely self-taught! A perpetual motion machine – a device that runs forever without consuming any energy – has remained frustratingly out of the grasp of scientists for centuries. But former chicken-gutter Professor KEN POND says that his perpetual motion device is just weeks away from completion, and he plans to reveal the Holy Grail of energetics to the world by Easter. “I’m almost there with it,” Professor Pond told the Croydon Hernia and Prolapse. “I’m just waiting for a few parts to come from Amazon. Then I’ll do a bit…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2024

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