Windbreak Corner

YOU’VE ALL been farting like thunder and writing in to tell us about it. Here’s a selection of the best wind-related letters we’ve received.

□ I RECENTLY farted the Da! Da! Da! bit after singing the title line of the song Shall We Dance, from the musical The King and I. It was absolutely pitch perfect. I might be a lousy singer, but I can fart like Dame Kiri Te Kanawa. Hector Prowse, Cheam □ EVERYONE in the Zoom meeting knows you have just farted when you click mute for 5 seconds. Especially if, when you unmute, your wife yells at you from the next room to stop farting. Prince Asbo, Fokestone □ IT HAS just struck me that my earlier letter may have been misconstrued. When I said I could fart like Dame Kiri Te Kanawa, I meant that I can fart like she sings, not fart like she farts. Could I take…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2023

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