ARE YOU IN A LORRY OR IN A QUARRY?

ARE YOU confused as to whether you’re currently inside a large motorised road vehicle or an immense gravel-filled pit? It happens to the best of us! But don’t worry – take our quick ‘n’ easy quiz and your predicament will soon become crystal clear.

1. Look directly in front of you. What can you see? 2. Look directly behind you. What can you see? 3. You need to urinate. What do you do? a) Insert your penis into an empty Lucozade bottle before hurling it out of the window. b) Go behind some rocks 4. Do passers-by ever wave at you and mime honking a horn? a) Yes b) No 5. Do passers-by ever ask you what you’re doing in a quarry? a) No b) Yes RESULTS: Mostly a’s: VROOM! VROOM! Congratulations – you’re in a lorry! You’re putting pedal to the metal in an articulated vehicle on the open road. Keep on truckin’! Mostly b’s: EXCAVATE! EXCAVATE! Well done – you’re in a quarry! You’re smack bang in the middle of an open-pit mine,…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2023

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