Take a Shit

Vaginia Discharge

RUNNER-UP MAGAZINE OF THE YEAR ~Take a Shit Magazine of the Year Awards JANUARY can be a tough month for all of us. The festive season is long gone, it’s cold and wet outside, and the combination of shelling out for Christmas pressies and eating our bodyweight in Quality Street has played havoc with both our finances and our guts. But spare a thought for one overweight Macclesfield man who has it even tougher than most. For decades, 56-year-old OGDEN ANKLETAG has begun each new year with a brand new resolution aimed at moulding himself into a better human being. But rather than significantly improving his existence, these well-intentioned pledges have all backfired disastrously. “My new year’s resolutions have ruined my life,” sobs the big-hearted and even-bigger-boned bachelor. “All I…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2023

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