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DIRECTORS. Roll the starting credits of your TV drama over slowly moving drone footage looking directly down on a forest. It seems to work for every other series on at the moment. Walter Presents, London TENDERISE meat by simply putting it in the washing machine with a brick on the spin cycle. Hans Manmole, Sydney DISCOVER whether your mates secretly think you talk bollocks all the time by going full flat-earth conspiracy theorist on them. If they don’t pick you up on it, then they think you’re “Billy Bullshit”. Mike Tatham, St. Andrews PREMIER League bosses. Make referees wear shirts with only one syllable in the colour. “Who’s the wanker in the orange?” doesn’t scan. Simon Levenson, Hove WHEN opening a new bag of sugar, cut the bag with a pocket knife…

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