Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk aggrophobia n. psych. Irrational fear of getting your head kicked in in Bolton town centre on a Saturday night. as there is an investigation ongoing, I will not be commenting further exclam. Phrase used frequently by MPs, Post Office bosses and those who have catastrophically followed-through. backyard ultra 1. n. Particularly gruelling and competitive running event. 2. n. A similarly paced evening of taking a lady up the council, after which you lose the ability to stand up and have to sit under a foil blanket. blooter scooter n. Mobility vehicle piloted by a stout fellow wearing a wifebeater and a pair of slippers. See also giro-copter, nanbretta, lard rover etc. brown uppercut n. A particularly vicious punch from the invisible man that is dropped at close range and shoots up the victim’s nostrils, causing his head…

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