GOVERNMENT WARNS OF XMAS TRAVEL CHAOS

Public urged to “stay put” this Yuletide

EXCLUSIVE! THE festive season is traditionally a time of movement, when Brits pack their bags and jump in a car, train or aeroplane to visit loved ones up and down the country and around the globe. Crowded carriages, flight delays and traffic jams are occupational hazards we’ve all come to expect at this time of year. But now the government has issued an URGENT WARNING ordering Brits not to risk any journeys at all, due to the sheer number of middle-aged male comedians filming travel programmes. “The UK’s roads, railways and runways will be chock-a-block with panel show funnymen all December, and possibly into the new year,” said Robert Zarathustra MP, Minister for Travel and Middle-Of-The-Road Stand-Ups. “Any male who’s over forty and has appeared on QI or Would I…

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