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Heavenly trading tips from ‘up above’

WITH the Christmas season fast approaching, we advise canny investors to start trading as soon as the Pearly Gates open at 8.30am, lest you miss out on some festive bargains. Hallelujah! THE RECENT run on halos and harps – both of which rose around 50 ethereal points on the Limbo Jones Exchange – caught a lot of people off-guard, so now is the perfect time to put your money into lyres, with strong growth also expected in church bells. Ring the changes! AS EVER, investing in worldly possessions is worthless as you’ll only leave them behind. Instead focus on future-proofing your stocks in fast-growing, forward-thinking sectors of the economy such as renewable energies and space exploration. Rejoice! INVESTORS in ambrosia should hold tight since, although it’s stalled on the stock market, experts believe…

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