BATTLE OF THE BONDS

WE’RE spoiled for choice for the top spot, with two puppet front-runners for the role, so let’s look at them both in detail as we settle the… BOND #1: Lord Charles WITH his distinguished upbringing and top university education, be-monocled ventriloquist’s dummy LORD CHARLES is a near perfect fit for the wise-cracking spy. In his impeccably tailored little three piece suit and bow tie, the tipsy, titled homunculus could move seamlessly between casino and high-society functions without the enemy repeatedly blinking a stuck eye. And talking of eyes, just like previous incarnations of 007, quintessential English gentleman Lord C. would have a constant eye - or rather monocle - for the ladies. With his distinguished grey kiss curl permanently plastered to his forehead, the wooden charmer would woo countless ‘Bond…

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