Rogers’ PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk administration n. Paperwork done in the back office; the cleansing of the nipsy after emptying the boot. aiming juice n. The beverage of choice for a darts or snooker player back in the old days; beer. ‘Another twenty pints of aiming juice, Mr Werbeniuk?’ airblade n. A loud and forceful post-urinational blast of hot air sneaked out under the noise of a hand dryer. Andy Dufresne’s hammer n. A tool that is worn down to the nub. A reference to the character played by Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption and the utensil he uses to tunnel through his cell wall and make his escape. ‘How was your holiday in Frinton-on-Sea, vicar?’ ‘Delightful, Mrs Trubshaw. Some amount of fanny, I can tell you. I’ve come back with a dick like Andy Dufresne’s hammer.’…

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