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MY CAT weighs 5kg and does turds approximately half an inch wide. I weigh 90kg, so on a pro-rata basis, I should be doing turds 9-inches in diameter. It’s no wonder he sleeps 20 hours a day. If I did a turd that big, I’d need a good long rest afterwards as well. S Brookes, Edinburgh I SAW a report recently that w said it costs the NHS £350k every year to remove foreign objects from patients’ arses. Why don’t they introduce a service for putting objects in, rather than pulling them out? Some people would pay good money for that, bringing in much-needed revenue. And ensuring that it was done in a medically safe manner will save more money further down the line. Frankly, I’m amazed health bosses haven’t…

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