Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk Notes & Swearies Professor Bernard Fuck of Saint Arsehole’s College, Oxford ponders your Profanisaurial problems Dear Professor Fuck, WE ARE all familiar with the social norm of holding in our flatus and emitting it at a time of our choosing. This becomes more challenging with age, but I have recently discovered, as the years advance, that I am occasionally releasing loud farts which I didn’t even know were forming a queue within my back passage. At a recent event at Buckingham Palace, I bowed as I was introduced to The Queen and let loose a rasper that arguably surprised me almost as much as it surprised Her (shortly thereafter late) Majesty. Is there a term in your foulsome lexicon for an inadvertent release of an audible flatulisation when one…

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