ARBITER OF TASTE

Your Etiquette Questions Answered by Acknowledged Etiquette Expert

MICKEY ARBITER

Dear Mickey, MY AUNTIE is terminally ill and I suspect that she may pop her clogs sometime this week. I was just wondering how long is it after she goes before I can have a wank without it seeming disrespectful. I love her very much, but I also love to have a nice wank. Billy Beaujangles, Goole Mickey says…That is a difficult one, Mr Beaujangles. If it was someone extremely close to you who had died, such as your mother, sister or wife, then you should not have a strum of any sort for at least a week. In the case of an auntie, it all depends on the closeness of your relationship, but I think you should refrain from any form of self abuse for at least 48 hours. Unless…

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