Beating the Boxing Day Bog Roll Shortage

IT’S the faecal fiasco that everyone’s got an opinion on. So we went out on the street to see what YOU think about the Great British Bog Roll Embargo. “IF THE WATER companies invested in stonger maceration equipment, we could use old wrapping paper left over from Christmas Day for cleaning our arses. It would leave our holes a bit glittery and itchy, but it’s a small price to pay for the luxury of an empty gut and forty minutes’ peace and quiet on the thunder mug on Boxing Day.” Barry Murk, Shrewsbury “ONCE AGAIN, Westminster is out of touch with the general population. I imagine your average politician eats stuff like quails’ eggs, grouse and fancy cheese - all food that binds the bomb bay shut. I’d like to see…

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