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CRIMINALS. Avoid being caught by deliberately wearing the wrong-sized shoes when committing acrime. Rob Powell, We lshpool CHANNEL 4executives. Rename E4 “The Come Dine With Me Channel” to avoid any confusion about what’s on. Gary Ireland, Ta uranga OFF-ROAD enthusiasts. Te st your skills as adriver and the performance of your vehicle by driving along the pothole-filled, challenging terrainofthe A82main road through the town of Clydebank. T. O’Neill, Glasgow CURLERS. When the inevitable panic-buying of curling stones occurs this winter, remember that frozen chickens make an ideal replacement for sliding down theice. Different teams canbedifferentiated by using normalchickens andthose yellow, corn-fed ones. And one of the legs stuck up makes an idealhandle. Tim Buktu, Timbuktu CONVINCE fruit machine arcade staff you’ve won £500 by putting £500 in notes into the…