‘NO CONFERRING’ CORNER

I WAS recently watching an edition of University Challenge and was astonished to see that one of the Oxford University contestants was studying ‘modern history’. What utter nonsense. History cannot be ‘modern’ any more than water can be dry. I understand that Boris Johnson attended the same institution, so it’s little wonder that he turned out to be a wrong ‘un. Eric Nipples, Orkney THE OTHER night I let out a bottom burp that sounded just like the buzzer from University Challenge, and quick as a flash I said “Samson, Cambridge.” Unfortunately there's was no one around to hear the amusing sound and subsequent witty remark, but I'm certain it would have made my wife laugh had she been there. Have any other readers managed to make a well known…

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