STARS OF BETHLEHEM!

WHETHER we played the Infant Christ or a lowly sheep, we all have fond memories of our school Nativity play. And our fave celebs are no different. That’s why, for a bit of festive fun, we rounded up four of the planet’s top A-Listers and asked them one simple question: What part did YOU play in YOUR primary school Nativity? Bono, pop bell-end I PLAYED one of the Wise Men, but unfortunately my entrance onto the stage was delayed by several hours as it turned out I had accidentally left my papier-mâché crown in Australia. By the time I’d had it flown it back to the primary school on a private jet, half the audience had got bored and fucked off home. On the plus side, though, a…

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