Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

A Festive Update from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Pro y

air baby n. A Bakewell tart that takes a great deal of effort to deliver and of which one feels enormously proud. ‘What’s that appalling whiff?’ ‘Ah, that would be my brand new air baby. It’s abeauty, isn’t it? Anyway, you may call your next witness.’ BAPS/baps acronym. Bollocks And Pits. ‘I only had time for a quick shower so I just washed my baps.’ baton twirler 1. n. A performer, such as a majorette, who twirls a short, decorative wand or staff, using manual techniques such as the thumb toss and the elbow roll. 2. n. A rub-a-tug shop employee, tossteopath. 3. n. A keen devotee of mono-manual self-improvement. Belgian curl 1. n. Delicious, sweet, biscuity treat. 2. n.A firm bum cigar rolled and cut in the Flanders region.…

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