CACK TO THE FUTURE

THE SCIENTIFIC world today reacted with shock at proof that time travel is real, as a visitor from the future manifested in a London street, then promptly went on to shit himself. Pedestrians in London’s Whitehall reported a loud bang and a flash of light, as a man in futuristic silver clothes appeared out of thin air. The incident was caught on camera by a BBC crew filming an interview with a government minister, and broadcast live on the lunchtime news. “It was like something out of a science fiction film,” said souvenir vendor Des Minnock. “This geezer just appeared out of nowhere. He looked really surprised, as if he hadn’t expected his experiment to work.” “As a crowd gathered round him, he pulled something out of his coat –…

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