BELL-Y LAUGHS!

We’re ‘clappers’ about your YOUR hysterical bell wisecracks!

Q: What is Charlotte Church’s favourite kind of bell? A: A Church bell J Seinfeld, New York Q: What is Jim Morrison’s favourite kind of bell? A: A Door(s) bell (Morrison was lead singer of The Doors) D Letterman, New York Q: What is John Wayne Gacy’s favourite kind of bell? A: A Sleigh bell (like ‘slay’, meaning ‘to kill’ because Gacy was a mass murderer) P Kay, Bolton Q: What do you call a former BBC Breakfast presenter that makes a melodious vibrating sound when directly struck? A: Bell Turnbull (Bill Turnbull) B Turnbull, London Q: What do you call a BBC Breakfast weather presenter that makes a melodious vibrating sound when directly struck? A: Carillon Kirkwood (Acarillon is a musical instrument comprised of 23 cast bronze bells, and…

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