HEL’S BELLS

BRITAIN’S JINGLIEST BELL FORUM, HOSTED BY BUSTY, BELL-OBSESSED NATIONAL TREASURE DAME HELEN MIRREN

Hi. DAME HELEN MIRREN here. You’ll know me from pretending to be The Queen in exchange for money, but what you WON’T know about me is that I’m absolutely bonkers about BELLS. That’s right - I simply can’t get enough of these melodious directly struck idiophones that are found in the Hornbostel-Sachs system of musical instrument classification. And judging by the size of my Hel’s Bell’s postbag, you lot are pretty fucking keen on them, too! So, without further ado, I think it’s about ‘chime’ I gave a ‘ringing’ endorsement to some of your ‘bell-issima’ letters about bells. Jingliest regards, Dame Hel xx I ABSOLUTELY love bells. In fact, I love them so much that I’ve even had one fitted... on my front door! This so-called ‘door bell’ makes a…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, December/Jan 2020

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