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letters@viz.co.uk | toptips@viz.co.uk Your correspondence to VIZ editor HAMPTON DOUBLEDAY STAR LETTER EVERYONE harps on about dolphins being so intelligent, but if they’re out of the water too long they die, and if they stay under the water too long they die. The amount of time they spend in the water seems to be a critical factor for their survival. If they were so smart, why would they base their staying alive on such a knife-edge scenario? At least fish have worked out how to breathe in the water, and they’re as thick as fuck. Damo, Sunny Guernsey I RECKON I could knock out a heron, but could probably only stun an ostrich with a right hook. Have any other readers had such meaningful thoughts during a funeral? Neil Shawcross, Prescot…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, August 2024

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