SUITS YOU, SIR JOHN!

Psephologist Curtice to premiere new look on election night

BBC viewers are expected to unanimously vote a resounding ‘yes’ to Professor Jon Curtice’s daring new look, which the election night statistician is set to premiere the moment polls close and counting begins on July 4th. The 70-year-old Strathclyde University political scientist, familiar to election fans for his stulti-fyingly in-depth explanations of ballot night figures, will be swapping dull voting patterns for trendy fabric patterns on the big night. A BBC spokesman told us: “As well as analysing UK voting trends, Sir John will be setting fashion trends with his daring wardrobe choices.” “With his stick-thin supermodel build, he can carry off way-out fashion items with aplomb and panache like a catwalk veteran.” pizazz For the election night show, which starts airing the moment ballots close at 10:00pm, Curtice is…

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