JOY OF SEX DISCOVERY

Yorkshire man invents new lovemaking position

A MAN from West Yorkshire has been hailed by lovers around the world after inventing the first new position for sexual intercourse since Roman times. Kevin Bland, a pipe fitter from Featherstone said he came up with the new position in conjunction with his girlfriend Denise during one of their regular Friday night love-making sessions. And Kevin admits that the position took both of them by surprise when they found themselves in it. “I weren’t trying to be adventurous or anything,” said 32-year-old Kevin. “Denise lives at her mum’s and she doesn’t go out on Fridays, so we have to keep it down a bit.” “I were trying to get in a position that didn’t make the springs squeak, to be honest, when I happened upon it,” he continued. Kevin…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, August 2023

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