Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk a great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it, and passers-by only see a wisp of smoke 1. exclam. Profound statement made by monaural post-impressionist Vincent Van Gogh. 2. exclam. Slightly less profound statement made the night after a prawn vindaloo and eight cans of Skol. and that’s all I have to say on the matter exclam. Uttered in an authoritative manner after letting a ferocious gust escape from one’s BBQ Hula Hoop. See also a bit more choke and she would have started, there goes another pair of trousers, you’ll have to buy that now, you’ve ripped it etc. brassical music n. Stirring, methane-rich classical repertoire performed on the sofa following consumption of a brassica-rich Sunday lunch. bride of wankenstein n. A “perfect woman” conjured forth…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, August 2023

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