THE NAKED EMPEROR

If you thought that Noma was the height of fine dining, come to…

MICRO CUISINE RESTAURANT Do you find the appetite-satisfying portions in restaurants rather gauche and distasteful? Do their reasonable prices leave you feeling common and vulgar? At The Naked Emperor, we understand what fine dining means to people like YOU. You won’t find us serving platefuls of food at reasonable prices. Our portions are so small and prices so high, you’ll know you are eating at the very best. Makes Nouvelle Cuisine look like an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! Bookings now being taken for 2036 “The menu at The Naked Emperor is a work of art in itself. I went for the 0.000008oz steak and quadruple cooked skin-on fries. When the waiter brought it, the portion was so small, I was unable to pick it up with a knife and fork. I eventually…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, August 2023

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