Crabs judge joke competition

Crabs are not usually known for their sense of humour but a panel made up of crabs chose this year’s winner of the World’s Funniest Crab Joke competition. There were 700 entries to the contest, which is run by the Crab Museum in Margate, England. A group of school children, as well as some comedians, looked at the entries and chose the best four jokes for a shortlist. These jokes were written on pieces of paper and then presented to the crabs. The crab judges, who were paid in fish paste, then picked their favourite one. Is this real or is there something fishy about this tale?* *Real! The winning joke was: a man walks into a restaurant with a crab under his arm and says, “Do you make crab…

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