Shouts & Murmurs: Trump’s American Girl Dolls

Megan Amram

At Trump American Girl, we celebrate girls and all that they can be. Get inspired by our new line of Donald J. Trump-approved dolls and their timeless stories. Meet ANGELA! Angela is a real American girl from the nineteen-fifties, a time when America was truly great. She’s an energetic and optimistic girl who follows her heart instead of the crowd, and also she has huge breasts and a tight little ass. She’s a beautiful girl who knows what she wants: blond hair, blond skin, and separate water fountains for white people! Angela is Miss Teen U.S.A. 1953 and a solid 7, who will be downgraded to a 6 as soon as she turns twenty and will eventually be “retired” at age twenty-six. Her special talent is “keeping her mouth shut while…

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The New Yorker (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 7, 2016

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