Shouts & Murmurs: Millennial Fable

Simon Rich

Once upon a time, around 2010 or so, there lived a hardworking ant and a carefree grasshopper. The grasshopper was hopping to his heart’s content one sunny morning when the ant trudged by, bearing a large load. “Why aren’t you hopping?” chirped the grasshopper. “The summer is upon us, and the days are meant for dancing.” “I’m studying for the GRE,” said the ant. “And I strongly suggest you do the same.” “Why would I waste this sunshine toiling?” scoffed the grasshopper. “I was thinking, we should try Four Loko before it gets banned.” And then he shouted “YOLO!,” because it was during that brief period of time when people actually did that. The ant smiled smugly at the grasshopper. “It may be summer now,” she cautioned. “But winter will soon be upon us.…

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The New Yorker (Digital) - 1 Issue, January 22, 2024

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